Saturday, April 20, 2013

Incoming Distress Signal: Laser Jo

*static hissing

Howdy fellow cosmonauts and star chasers! If you're getting this distress call, turn your ship away...
...&*^%$%...NOT...^^%$#...
...I repeat, do NOT attempt a rescue! Command Center 276 has been compromised...
...overrun by...
...with giant...
...and bad smells from the...
...all dead...
...got away before... 
...THE OFFBOTS...


Incoming Intel Report Following Annihilation of Command Center 276


Reports indicate there are three types of Offbots: B-Models, M-Models, and I-Models.

The first robot model closely encountered in the fire fight was the M-Model, which stands ten feet tall. They are proficient in melee combat. They are equipped with an arsenal of retractable Mercurian blades that appear to emanate out of their arms.

Avoid engagement at close range.

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